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the angry man and the chair
I had another crazy dream last night. Maybe some of you who know about dreams can tell what it might mean. In my dream I was checking into a hotel with a large group of people. The hotel folks for some reason didn’t have me listed on the manifest. I...
who told you to put the balm on?
One of my favorite TV characters: [youtube]Q74_Bvxi-Fg[/youtube]
everybody’s free to wear sunscreen
I love this essay/song/advice. [youtube]xfq_A8nXMsQ[/youtube]
kirk’s mad tv
Kirk Nugent continues to amaze me with his passion for spoken word. [youtube]DBBJx6SofLU[/youtube]
i thought you should know
I’m your lover when I’m not Busy hating you for making me feel Small like the fly you flicked the other Day because it landed near your plate I’m a man when I’m not being Castrated by your bored look as You turn on the light to go wash me...
how sweet she might smell
She is the perfect shade of pale blonde and very white. Her dark lined eyes stand out against her skin, creating mystery in contrast to perfect teeth, thin pink lips. Her cleavage is as expansive as snow covered fields and invite my eyes to wander and my mind to wonder...
ubber cool
I guess it’s cool To sit in an airport Waiting for a cheap airline In your black shoes Black trousers Black jumper Black bag Silver/black watch And yellow sunglasses Only there’s no sun Inside the terminal
american girl
I wonder if this girl will ever shut up. She’s been talking non-stop on our flight up to Glasgow The sound of the propeller prop turning cannot compete with her high pitched squeal and moaning She’s going on about How the British pronounce “Worcester” and drive on the left How...
is this the one
i came out of my mother’s womb like i was here to stay a smacked ass and a snip made me change my mind now i pass my days in pursuit of fine women trying all i can to get back in i know it’s pointless but i pray: let...
wicked
wicked thoughts between Chardonnay and pizza blond delivers wife waits. Note: This poem is written in the poetic form made famous by Allen Ginsberg known as American Sentences. It’s basically a derivative of the Japanese Haiku. Instead of three lines totaling 17 syllables, American Sentences are written as a single...
death part II
Death, he gets his gratification By serving man his termination And when all men meet their expiration Death gives no explanation.
death part I
Death hides behind every corner, every bend. To some he is an enemy, to some he is a friend. Death favours those who live in sin. But he claims all in the end.
beast barracks
We were young We were soldiers We were proud To be serving in the Forces that guarded Our way of life You taught us the Law And we learnt it well Our shaved heads Glistened in the sun Like a hundred sweaty peaches As we recited the Law: Sir! The...













