Consulting for the Gods

Last night, I had one of those dreams that lingers like smoke in the morning air—a dream where the gods themselves were in need of some good old-fashioned PR. Specifically, I found myself acting as a sort of celestial consultant, helping Zeus and Hera re-establish their rightful place in the world.

It’s only fair to admit that my dream about Zeus and Hera may have been subconsciously influenced by my recent late-night viewing of Kaos on Netflix, where Jeff Goldblum, with his usual offbeat charisma, plays Zeus, and Janet McTeer brings a regal intensity to Hera. There’s something about seeing these mythic figures brought to life in such a modern, quirky way that clearly worked its way into my sleep, giving my unconscious mind the perfect cast for a celestial rebranding session. Sometimes, the stories we watch weave their way into the stories we dream.


It was surreal yet strangely appropriate, as if I had been called into a divine corporate boardroom to help the king and queen of the gods brush off the dust of millennia and remind humanity why they once ruled over Mount Olympus. Zeus, with his thunderbolt always at hand, appeared as you might expect: regal, powerful, but a bit frazzled, like a CEO who’s been away from the office for too long. Hera, on the other hand, was poised and majestic, though there was a deep sense of frustration simmering beneath her dignified exterior, as if she were tired of being seen only through the lens of jealousy.

They were in a strange place—both physically and metaphorically. In the dream, it seemed as though they had been forgotten, or at least, sidelined by modern culture. The once awe-inspiring Olympians were now fading myths, their stories relegated to dusty textbooks or blockbuster movies that reduced them to caricatures. It was my job to help them reclaim their rightful throne, but how does one go about rebranding the king and queen of the gods?

As we sat around a large marble table (because, of course, there were still nods to the classical in the dream), I could feel the weight of their presence, their aura of divinity and ancient power. But there was also vulnerability—an openness to the idea that they needed a new strategy. Zeus leaned in, asking, “How do we become relevant again? How do we reach people in this era?”

I started to think about their essence—their timeless qualities. Zeus, for all his flaws, was still the archetype of leadership, authority, and power. He wielded lightning, yes, but more than that, he symbolized the cosmic order, the balance of the universe itself. I suggested that maybe, instead of trying to compete with new gods of technology and entertainment, Zeus could lean into his role as the keeper of balance in a chaotic world. In times of turbulence, people still seek leadership and order—qualities Zeus had in spades.

Hera, sitting tall beside him, listened intently. When I turned to her, I felt a pang of empathy. Hera has often been painted in a harsh light—jealous, vindictive, forever chasing after Zeus’s infidelities. But that isn’t the whole story, is it? She’s also the goddess of marriage, commitment, and sovereignty. I suggested to Hera that she could reframe herself as the protector of sacred bonds, a figure of resilience in relationships—not just romantic, but familial and communal. In an age where connection feels tenuous, Hera could become a powerful symbol of the sacred bonds that hold society together.

They both seemed intrigued by the idea, but still uncertain. It was as if they could feel the pulse of the modern world, chaotic and fragmented, and wondered where they fit in. I reassured them that their stories still mattered—that mythic archetypes are never truly forgotten, just waiting to be reawakened. People still long for the divine, for symbols that help them make sense of the world. Zeus and Hera, in their complex, sometimes messy divinity, still had much to offer.

The dream continued with us brainstorming ways to engage the modern world. Social media for the gods? Perhaps not exactly. But the idea of stories—mythic stories that speak to eternal human experiences—felt like the key. The gods don’t need to change who they are, I told them; they simply need to remind people of the role they’ve always played. Zeus isn’t just a figure of power—he’s the embodiment of cosmic justice, of the inevitable balance of life. Hera isn’t merely a wife chasing a wayward husband—she’s the symbol of unbreakable commitments and the sacredness of human relationships.

As I woke up, the dream faded, but the essence lingered. There was something deeply resonant in the idea that even the gods need to re-establish themselves from time to time, that even archetypes must be reimagined to speak to new generations. Zeus and Hera were asking for help, not because they were powerless, but because the world had forgotten their place in it.

I couldn’t help but smile at the dream’s absurdity and profundity all at once. It seems that even in sleep, I’m working to revive the mythic imagination—helping old gods find new life in a world that has, perhaps, grown a bit too far removed from the stories that once guided us. Maybe, just maybe, we’re all due for a little reconnection with the divine, whether we call it Zeus and Hera or simply the parts of ourselves that long for meaning, balance, and connection.

the muses i belong

The days blur together, as if time is just a suggestion, bending and weaving with each passing thought. I can’t tell whether the dreams are spilling into the waking world or if the world is simply dreaming me. This morning, I woke with fragments of a lucid dream still clinging to my mind, as though they’d never fully left. Kate was there, and so was someone else—maybe Devon, maybe not—but it felt more like the muses had come to play again, and I was one of them. We watched ourselves, three muses in the half-light of a hotel room, playing at creation, conjuring worlds from nothing more than whispers and a flicker of desire. There was something eerie about it all, a tension I couldn’t place, like waiting for the punchline of a cosmic joke. Kate, in her pyjamas, seemed oblivious to the impending shift, but I sensed it—the arrival of something shadowed and haunting, lingering just beyond sight.

I’ve been getting lost in other people’s dreams lately. It’s as though their ideas are enchanted portals, and I can’t resist tumbling down, abandoning my own path to chase the shimmer of their magic. Each new rabbit hole feels like it holds the key to something—a piece of the puzzle I didn’t know I was trying to solve. But every time, I find myself deeper in someone else’s story, my own practice slipping like sand through my fingers. It’s curious, this pull towards other people’s dream worlds. They seem so full of wonder, as if I could inhabit them and forget my own. But I know now, it’s time to reclaim that space for myself. I need to stay grounded in my own story.

Driving up here, the road stretched before me like a ribbon unraveling toward the horizon, and I thought about NovelCrafter. It struck me—what I want isn’t just another tool. It’s a way to weave magic and reality into something whole, a speculative memoir where the boundary between fantasy and memory dissolves. I see myself writing it: part magical realism, part the absurdity of daily life. Maybe I’ll write about today, how I felt the tug of the fox’s sly gaze as I passed the edge of the woods, a reminder to stay alert and agile. Or how the Tower card fell from my deck this morning, its crumbling spire whispering of upheaval, destruction that leads to clarity.

But here’s the trick—those foxes, the Tower, they aren’t just symbols anymore. They show up, uninvited, walking through my day like they belong. The fox darting across my mind, the Tower standing tall in the back of my thoughts as I drink my coffee. It’s always there, reminding me to break free. “Don’t cling to the past,” it seems to say, “or you’ll miss the magic unfolding before you.”

I recall the dream again. Kate in her pyjamas, ready for bed. I watched, waiting for the ghost. I knew it was Halloween in the dream—it always is when these hauntings happen. But I never saw the ghost. Maybe that’s the point. Perhaps the ghost is my own, something I’m waiting for—something I’m afraid to meet but also too curious to avoid. I half expect it to show up later today, while I’m meditating or walking barefoot through the grass, grounding myself. Grounding is essential now; without it, I’d be swept up entirely by the dreams of others. It’s so easy to follow their muses, their ghosts, their towers. Yet I keep reminding myself that the real work is here, on my own path, not in chasing shadows.

Even now, I feel the muses whispering—”What if you combined all these pieces? What if you made this liminal space your own?” I could see it: the fox becomes my guide, leading me out of rabbit holes and into the deeper forest, where paths aren’t so easily marked. The muses follow, tugging at the threads of my thoughts, weaving them into stories of wonder and surrealism. There’s a beauty in this in-between, where nothing is solid, and everything shimmers with possibility.

But I can’t stay in the dream forever. I need to pull it through, integrate it, let the images live within my work without consuming me. Stay grounded, I think. The Tower might fall, the fox might run, but I’m here, feet on the earth, pen in hand, ready to craft my own narrative.

I have to remember: the world may be full of magic, but it’s my magic that matters now. Every symbol, every myth that emerges in my dreams or on my tarot deck is an invitation to explore, yes—but also to integrate, to make it mine. My life isn’t just a story waiting to be written; it’s already unfolding, here and now, with each step forward and each breath taken. I am the dreamer and the dream, the writer and the muse. And the ghost? Maybe that’s just the part of me I haven’t met yet, waiting patiently in the shadows, ready to step into the light.

the little hidden door

The dream is a little hidden door in the innermost and most secret recesses of the soul, opening into that cosmic night which was psyche long before there was any ego-consciousness, and which will remain psyche no matter how far our ego-consciousness extends. Dreams are the facts from which we must proceed.

Carl Jung, The Meaning of Psychology for Modern Man

Dreams are wild things and don’t always lend themselves to easy interpretation. I’ve embarked on a journey to explore the mythic imagination. I’m excited to see what treasures I might find and what new magic I can learn.

Dreams offer a passageway to the mythic imagination. The challenge is remembering our dreams. They are often fleeting. The demands of the waking world quickly fill our minds with the day’s mundane but necessary thoughts. Practical stuff has no room for dreams. The dream world swiftly retreats back into the subconscious mind. There are times when we are aware that we have had a dream, but the details are vague, if they are there at all.

Enter the dream journal

A dream journal is a journal where you write down your dreams as soon as you wake up. Keeping a dream journal can help you better understand yourself and your emotions by considering the meaning of your dreams. They offer clues as to what is going on with your inner life and personal growth. They are also a way to create new ideas and solve problems in our lives—and sometimes help us make decisions about things we would otherwise be too afraid or stressed out to decide on our own.

I keep a dream journal from time to time. I seem to do this when I’m actively working on my mental or spiritual growth. The metaphors and symbols that appear in our dreams are potent guides.

Here is an example from one of my dream journal entries:

In this dream, I was walking down the high street in Southam on my way back to see someone. I was walking and thinking about starting another podcast. I didn’t want to start a “live” show because people don’t listen live, they prefer podcasts. I was thinking maybe I could start a Marc Maron style podcast. In the middle of my thoughts while walking, I noticed there were a lot of slugs on the pavement. Big brown slugs. I took a closer look and realised that they were actually slugs morphing into snakes. I thought I was imaging the slug/snakes were following me. It wasn’t until one of the slugs became a full on snake that I realised they were actually after me. This one snake in particular drew a bead on me and started coming directly for me. I walked faster, but it was gaining on me. I had a sudden flash of inspiration. If I walked onto the busy main road and the snake followed me, it would get turnover by a car. Just as I stepped backwards off of the curb, the snake struck. I jumped awake.

Date of entry: Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Considering the timeframe, it’s easy to see that this would have been my subconscious processing covid and the pandemic.

As a confirmation, here’s what the dream dictionary has to say about dreams that involve snakes:

Snakes commonly symbolize fear or transformation. Dreaming of a snake is a sign that you are afraid of something in your waking life, or it could be a forewarning of changes to come… or

A snake in your dream may represent something in your life that is unpredictable and out of your control. You are afraid of the unknown. Snake refers to hidden threats: Because snakes are sometimes hard to see and are slithering in bushes, they are also symbolic of a hidden threat and/or a betrayal.

I think this is a fairly easy dream to interpret. I have other more complex dreams in my journal, but I’ll refrain from sharing those just now. But I will let you know how my dream journaling goes over the course of the next several weeks.

Do you keep a dream journal?

Do what you came here to do (and dream a little too)

Listen!

If you’re not doing what you want to do in this life, it’s on you. We live in a time where you can just about make a living doing anything you set your mind to provided you have the heart, the stamina, and the patience to succeed. If you’re willing to hustle and by that I mean, you’re willing to do whatever it takes to succeed, then you can make your dreams a reality. This is a pep talk for me as much as it is for you.

Note: the some of links in the following paragraph are NSFW or around small children.

And here’s why I’m saying this. If people like Blue Tiger, Bruce P. Grether, Other Elias, and Vanessa Marin can make a living as masturbation coaches, then anything is possible. I’m not trying to take anything away from these guys, in fact, I applaud them. Imagine telling your friends and family that you’re about to set up a coaching practice centred on masturbation. Enough said.

So no more excuses. Do what you came here to do!

Alright. Let’s get the weekend started.  I made this playlist for you. And actually, it’s very apropos to the previous topic. It’s a playlist about dreams – the wild kind, the fun kind, the dark kind, and the aspirational kind. As Tupac would say, you can pop this in your iPod, sit back and smoke a beedi to it (or drink some Gin) and day dream about how you’re going to change the world with your mission.

I’m driving down to Bristol this evening. I have some family stuff on Saturday and then I’m either going to go on a little urban adventure or sneak off to the Brecon Beacons for a little mountain air.

Enjoy your Friday night.

Peace,
Clay

Oh yes and here’s a new poems for you.

Lost

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