I am sitting in a greasy roadside diner. The smell of cooked fat sits heavy in the air. I know that when I leave here, the smell of grease will have crept into every fiber of my clothes. People will think that I work in a kitchen. I try to convince myself that sitting close to the door might help keep the smell off of me. But I doubt it will really. If food is hot topic for men, sex is an even bigger topic. There is a piece of research out that suggests that the biggest regret in life men have is not having had enough sex. They did a survey of old men who statistically didn’t have a lot of time left. 70% of the old men surveyed said that they regret not having had more sex. They said they didn’t want more kids, mind you, just more sex.